what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
stop touching her
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It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
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your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone
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