bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

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midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

image

to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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sheswalkingonwater:

valiumandvolkswagens:

psychedelic street art

i see this guy in union square all the time!

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justliftingthings:

of course I lift.
justliftingthings

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basedgaben:

My dad credits this as his favorite photo of me.

When I was younger, I was very socially anxious. I hated crowds, hated attention, hated being up on stage. In preschool there was this little Halloween show that we put on, and man, I did not want to do that shit, let me tell you. All those parents watching me sing some stupid song? Nah, that ain’t me.

But I was forced to, and I was pissed about it. My dad was in the audience, taking pictures and enjoying the show. In that moment, I swear, my tiny four year old was pure rage and resentment. I felt the word “fuck” years before I knew what it was.

My dad pointed the camera at me, and I turned, and I looked. I gave him the look that summed up all the anger, all the absolute fury that was brewing inside me. He says that he had never before seen such a perfect depiction of total and complete hatred. In his four year old son.

To this day whenever I get pissed, he calls me “Buzz Lightyear”.

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phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

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randommakings:

disney-rules:

So it turns out the muses have names! From left to right:

Thalia: The muse of comedy

Melpomene: The muse of tragedy

Calliope: The muse of epic poetry

Clio: The muse of history

Terpsichore: The muse of dance

(Info for this post found on disney wiki)

The Muses are the BEST

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cuttingmyhips:

agent-british-fangirl:

kldzbop:

imagine banana wiht any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

Since when was ‘y’ a vowel?

A E I O U AND SOMETIMES Y GO TO FIRST GRADE

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sepptimus:

lygophilia:

awwkotaco:

wow have things changed

I’m so glad they invented color

Invented color

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